What if you cut up a watermelon and instead of water it was randy jackson. Randymelon
- Lupin: Severus, you're late, what's wrong today? You look as if you've seen a ghost; some wine and say what's going on!
- Snape: A ghost you say? I must agree. She was just like a ghost to me. One minute there and she was gone.
- Lockhart: I am agog! I am aghast! Is Severus in love at last? I've never seen him ooh and aah
- Snape: (quietly) no, please...
- Lockhart: You say the Dark Lord's on the run, and in he comes like Don Juan! It's better than an opera!
- Snape: (weeping)
Right so im walking home and I see this guy rolling a cigarette under a streetlamp and when he clicked his lighter THE FUCKING STREETLIGHT WENT OUT
I stopped in my tracks and stared at this guy who looks up at me then to his lighter and hes as surprised as me then he takes his thumb off the trigger and THE STREETLIGHT TURNS BACK ON
HE GAVE THE MOST SURPRISED LOOK OF ANYONE EVER AND THEN SHOUTED “LATER MUGGLES” AND FUCKING RAN OFF
AM I DREAMING
The road goes ever on and on,
Down from the door where it began
Now far ahead the road has gone,
And I must follow if I can.
Pursuing it with eager feet,
Until I find some larger way
Where many paths and errands meet
And whither then I cannot say.
imagine a milkshake place called “shakesperience” where all the milkshake flavours are named after puns of shakespeare plays
- Rolo and Juliet
- Mars Ado About Nothing
- Antonutella and Cleopatra
- Merchocolate of Venice
- Two Gentlemint of Verona
- Richerry III
It would bringeth all the gentlemen to the yard.