Hoots

What if you cut up a watermelon and instead of water it was randy jackson. Randymelon

Thu, 23 May 2013 05:19:47 -0400

What if you cut up a watermelon and instead of water it was randy jackson. Randymelon

The Lord of the Rings book covers designed by J.R.R Tolkien...

Mon, 20 May 2013 11:24:15 -0400

The Lord of the Rings book covers designed by J.R.R Tolkien himself.

Lupin: Severus, you're late, what's wrong today? You look as if you've seen a ghost; some wine and say what's going on!

Thu, 16 May 2013 13:59:34 -0400

Lupin: Severus, you're late, what's wrong today? You look as if you've seen a ghost; some wine and say what's going on!
Snape: A ghost you say? I must agree. She was just like a ghost to me. One minute there and she was gone.
Lockhart: I am agog! I am aghast! Is Severus in love at last? I've never seen him ooh and aah
Snape: (quietly) no, please...
Lockhart: You say the Dark Lord's on the run, and in he comes like Don Juan! It's better than an opera!
Snape: (weeping)

romancndleheart: tonyhawksunderground2: DO THIS TRUST ME IT’S AWESOME WHY AM I LAUGHING SO...

Wed, 15 May 2013 23:12:28 -0400

romancndleheart:

tonyhawksunderground2:

DO THIS TRUST ME IT’S AWESOME

WHY AM I LAUGHING SO FUCKING HARD OH MY GOD

Who the hell are the people just dancing around the edges who don’t know where to go XD

Insomnia

Wed, 15 May 2013 10:33:50 -0400

Insomnia

killjason: lookslikeazipper: Right so im walking home and I see this guy rolling a cigarette under...

Tue, 14 May 2013 14:46:58 -0400

killjason:

lookslikeazipper:

Right so im walking home and I see this guy rolling a cigarette under a streetlamp and when he clicked his lighter THE FUCKING STREETLIGHT WENT OUT

I stopped in my tracks and stared at this guy who looks up at me then to his lighter and hes as surprised as me then he takes his thumb off the trigger and THE STREETLIGHT TURNS BACK ON

HE GAVE THE MOST SURPRISED LOOK OF ANYONE EVER AND THEN SHOUTED “LATER MUGGLES” AND FUCKING RAN OFF

AM I DREAMING

"The road goes ever on and on, Down from the door where it began Now far ahead the road has gone, And..."

Fri, 10 May 2013 20:34:00 -0400

“

The road goes ever on and on,
Down from the door where it began
Now far ahead the road has gone,
And I must follow if I can.

Pursuing it with eager feet,
Until I find some larger way
Where many paths and errands meet
And whither then I cannot say.

”

- J.R.R. Tolkein

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Thu, 09 May 2013 10:06:33 -0400

the-rest-in-trumpets: katswhiskers: velvetonions: imagine a milkshake place called...

Sun, 05 May 2013 17:45:12 -0400

the-rest-in-trumpets:

katswhiskers:

velvetonions:

imagine a milkshake place called “shakesperience” where all the milkshake flavours are named after puns of shakespeare plays

Oreothello

Rolo and Juliet

Macberry

Mars Ado About Nothing

Antonutella and Cleopatra

Merchocolate of Venice

Two Gentlemint of Verona

Richerry III

It would bringeth all the gentlemen to the yard.

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Sun, 05 May 2013 17:44:47 -0400

"I had an auto-repair man once, who, on these intelligence tests, could not possibly have scored more..."

Tue, 30 Apr 2013 12:27:29 -0400

“I had an auto-repair man once, who, on these intelligence tests, could not possibly have scored more than 80, by my estimate. I always took it for granted that I was far more intelligent than he was. Yet, when anything went wrong with my car I hastened to him with it, watched him anxiously as he explored its vitals, and listened to his pronouncements as though they were divine oracles - and he always fixed my car.
Well, then, suppose my auto-repair man devised questions for an intelligence test. Or suppose a carpenter did, or a farmer, or, indeed, almost anyone but an academician. By every one of those tests, I’d prove myself a moron, and I’d be a moron, too. In a world where I could not use my academic training and my verbal talents but had to do something intricate or hard, working with my hands, I would do poorly. My intelligence, then, is not absolute but is a function of the society I live in and of the fact that a small subsection of that society has managed to foist itself on the rest as an arbiter of such matters.
Consider my auto-repair man, again. He had a habit of telling me jokes whenever he saw me. One time he raised his head from under the automobile hood to say: “Doc, a deaf-and-mute guy went into a hardware store to ask for some nails. He put two fingers together on the counter and made hammering motions with the other hand. The clerk brought him a hammer. He shook his head and pointed to the two fingers he was hammering. The clerk brought him nails. He picked out the sizes he wanted, and left. Well, doc, the next guy who came in was a blind man. He wanted scissors. How do you suppose he asked for them?”
Indulgently, I lifted my right hand and made scissoring motions with my first two fingers. Whereupon my auto-repair man laughed raucously and said, “Why, you dumb jerk, He used his voice and asked for them.” Then he said smugly, “I’ve been trying that on all my customers today.” “Did you catch many?” I asked. “Quite a few,” he said, “but I knew for sure I’d catch you.” “Why is that?” I asked. “Because you’re so goddamned educated, doc, I knew you couldn’t be very smart.””

- Isaac Asimov (via skinnybaras)

acutestyle: 04.29.13 Black Watch Socks Details.

Tue, 30 Apr 2013 12:20:44 -0400

acutestyle:

04.29.13

Black Watch Socks

Details.

Structured Composition

Mon, 29 Apr 2013 22:55:36 -0400

An experimentation atomical

Has disproved an assumption quite comical

So the new molecule

Is no longer as cóol

As these theories so economical.

Archein

Mon, 29 Apr 2013 22:52:03 -0400

As great Xenophon said of Meno

Who befriended the things from below,

To be legally cruel

Needed honor and rule

Quite a dangerous pairing, we know.

kitsunecoffee: inebriatedpony: assassination-for-beginners: Th...

Sun, 28 Apr 2013 22:59:17 -0400

kitsunecoffee:

inebriatedpony:

assassination-for-beginners:

The Princess Mononoke stage adaptation has opened in London to sell-out performances and rave reviews. The play’s puppets and costumes are made out of recycled material, reflecting Miyazaki’s environmental message.

whoa how did I not know this was a thing?!?

I NEED TO SEE THIS

ladycosette: B A T T L E F I E L D - an instrumental playlist...

Sun, 28 Apr 2013 16:58:37 -0400

ladycosette:

B A T T L E F I E L D - an instrumental playlist {for the warriors who fight until their bones break, their chests rip open, and their last breath is drawn} download | listen

1. nottingham burns | mark strietenfeld 2. journey to the underworld | hilmar örn hilmarsson 3. the battle | harry gregson-williams 4. preparing for battle | mark strietenfeld 5. pan and the full moon | javier navarrete 6. courtyard apocalypse | alexandre desplat 7. the shadow of the past/a knife in the dark | howard shore 8. the bridge of khazad dum | howard shore 9. escape | craig armstrong 10. you’ll be queen one day | ramin djawadi

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Thu, 25 Apr 2013 12:05:56 -0400

Solvitur ambulando

Tue, 23 Apr 2013 13:03:52 -0400

queenston: The Problem With Memes intelligent discussion...

Mon, 22 Apr 2013 14:24:16 -0400

queenston:

The Problem With Memes

intelligent discussion about why memes are the worst

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Mon, 22 Apr 2013 08:39:18 -0400